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Dirk Nowitzki
Shoe: Nike Hyperdunk 2010 PE
Accessories: NBA Championship Ring, Golden Locks of Flowing Hair, $80,000 Bottle of Ace of Spades
Dirk’s stock has never been higher, and the better than Bron jokes make themselves. Secondly, he–much like you–is really awkward on the court. And thirdly, he’s the de facto champion of the defunct 2011-2012 NBA season. And anyone who ever doubted Dirk’s cool factor, obviously hasn’t seen THIS PICTURE. The Dunkin’ Deustchman can do no wrong.
